me almost giving a fuck
This gif is life.
Favorite gif ever
I’ve reblogged this like nine times
^
I found my new reaction in the real world
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone. I like eating alone, and listening to music alone. It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely. The sky is beautiful, but the people are sad. I just need someone who won’t run away.
this
I can dig it
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
Friendly reminder that you don’t always know what’s going on on the other side of the screen
I get the same way when I don’t say “well”. I like to take pride in my proper speaking etiquette.
Casual reminder that this was an Actual Thing that actually aired on Cartoon Network.
…wut?
Me whenever I try to teach Bitches science and shit. Shaking dat ass all over the place. DAMN, BITCH! If you can’t even find x how do you expect to get the D. Gets me heated sometimes
do you have 67 protons because you’re a
If anyone else reblogs this I will cry for eternity
It’s science at its best
I know a few people
With deference to the genius of David Bowie, here’s Space Oddity, recorded on Station. A last glimpse of the World.
Huge thanks in the making of the video to the talented trio of Emm Gryner, Joe Corcoran and Andrew Tidby, plus Evan Hadfield and all at the CSA.Look, if you don’t want to see an astronaut, in space, floating around, with the voice of an angel, singing Space Oddity, you’re probably an orc or something.
Yessss
WHY DO I FEEL ANGRY!! Rant post
Shit be pissing me off.
Could it be that ex made out with other dude, that I already suspected she was going to try to get it with while we were dating, at last party?
Possibly
Could it be that literally EVERY relationship except for 1 ended because the other person left for someone else?
Getting there
Could it be that I find it hypocritical as fuck that they keep assuming I just want to fuck, yet when they leave they straight up fuck the other dude?
Yep. That could push it.
I really don’t get it? Like I want an answer! I understand that this happens, but all the time????
I don’t mean to sound like a victim and I know I sound like a bitch.I like people. I am nice to people to like. I like to take care of people.
Since it is too late to say anything to anyone of the “respectable” women of the past here we go on a rant:
Lady 1: We ended on a nice note and we still talk…Good on ya
Lady 2: Don’t play around with peoples emotions….especially in the same group of friends -.- You messed up one friend horribly, fooled around with me and left me behind. But when my best friend at the time came up to me and told me you two went on dates, while we were messing around at the same time, and asked me if he should date you. I could have told him you were a ho. But I asked if he trusted you….He did…He was just infatuated with you. You made him happy. Who am I to end that? I swallowed pride for his happiness and told him to go for it.
Lady 3: We had a good thing going. Had a lot of fun. Then the signs of someone else came into play. You were hesitant on everything after that. Hand holding, you would always let go or avoid it. Just a goodbye kiss had a guilty face. But you had the consideration of calling me and telling me. Even though you couldnt really bring yourself to say it, I interrupted and said it for you. You apologized and we had a good laugh, and we went our separate ways/
Lady 4: You were a straight up slut for what you did -.- How the hell are you going say you want to date and then fuck someone a week later because “you thought it was obligated for him giving you a ride after the show”. And want me to give you another chance….Yea, check your privileges
Lady5: (Repeat of a previous lady)
You called crying. I comforted. I tried to be friends again. And it was great! Happiest times came from hanging with you. Honestly. But wouldn’t ya know, fell for you again. It was clear. I was nice. I was there for you when you were sick. Not because I like you, but to be nice. I wont lie, liking you had some part of it, but it was to show you I truly cared. You read a message you weren’t suppose to see. I tried to explain myself. I like to think we got over that cause things continued after that. We talked about dating, I asked for 1 thing. Not to let it end like the last time. You eventually called saying you couldn’t date me because of reasons. But about a week or 2 later, got a call from you crying. Some shit went down. I came right over to meet with you….but funny thing happened on the way over. My friend told me you had been dating someone….for a while. At that moment I couldn’t care any less for you. You were literally crying on my shoulder, with me not giving a flying fuck. I kinda just wanted to say, “Why are you crying to me about this? Go to him” So we don’t talk anymore.
Lady6: You told me we were moving too fast. I didn’t understand. You said we saw each other too much. I didn’t know that wanting to see you for a minute before leaving to work was too much. You honestly didn’t make anytime for me. The little time we did have together would be cut short because you would meet up for a minute, see your friend and leave with them. Really? Then the “other man” senses were tingling. I was going to end it, but you beat me to the punch. Oh well. I just found it funny that you came up to me explaining how you felt about me, how I was so trust worthy. How you explained that your last boyfriend the cheated on you. Then the day after I see you at a party kissing the other dude…..
Moral of the post…..I’m going gay now. And statistically speaking, me being a douche would play out fairly nice…..
